I haven't made a post in nine days, so here we go. Lol. Normally, I'd quickly be posting post as fast as a fat kid would eat a triple-layered chocolate cake topped with cupcakes but the lack of a computer. So, I guess I'll have to make do with my shitty Android tablet that has definitely seen better days. And it also means that there will be no pictures for this post. D:)
Recently, I've become obsess with Counting Stars by OneRepublic. Now, if you're like me, a chronic Youtuber, than you sometimes look for covers of other people singing your fave tunes. I'm pretty vicious when it comes to cover makers. If you're gonna sing my favorite song, then you better sing it as though you fucking life depends on it! Otherwise, you'll be receiving a very angry comment on you channel!
Why yes, I am an asshole. I've learned to accept that flaw in my character.
I've also have taken a keen interest in Zombie by the Cranberries, Lights and Camera by Yuna (actually, a little sad), Until it Hurts by Francisca Hall, and Am I Wrong by Niko and Vinz. That last song I can actually relate to.
I honestly suggest you guys listen to at least one of them to get the rest of this post.
Song lyrics; people say that they're important. They make up the song. No, they MAKE the song. Personally, I've never followed this belief as seeing I'm also a fan of Celtic, which may I inform you, rarely has lyrics. Its just fine.
So, taking this igneous advice, I tried listening to each of these songs' hidden meanings/messages. Zombie has begun to sound more like the thoughts of a person who's in a mental asylum in the 1600's. Lights and Camera is sounding to me like the singer is trying to musically persuade you to change yourself for the benefits of others. Also, she sounds as though she's trying to keep getting your hopes up, only to have them crash back to Earth at the speed of mach 1000.
Thanks a fucking lot, Yuna. I really appreciate it.
Until it Hurts actually sounds like beastiality if you listen close enough. I mean, seriously? (Speaking of, was Beauty and the Beast actually beastiality at one point?) Am I Wrong sounds like he's paranoid about whether or not he's doing about it molesting little ghost who look like children. You sicko.
Yes, I did totally bash all of these songs but that is in no way going to stop me from listening to them on repeat until my eardrums burst. Fun.
Yesterday, I decided to stupidly get on Omelge and here were the questions that were asked by total, complete strangers:
What if your girlfriend was a cute fifteen year old girl who was a classy, proper lady. Always brought her fedora around...
Stranger 1: If only.
If there was a mini human girl, say about five inches tall, would you be tempted to eat her?
Stranger 2: I'd fuck her then eat her.
I bought a fucking camel and now my dad's pissed. We live in the city. Can I make use of it somehow? I don't wanna send him back. I call him Humpday and my neighbors already love him.
Stranger 2: Dumbass. -_-
My dad just bought me my first trophy. I'm so excited!!! It says Daddy's Superstar on it!
Stranger 1: OMG. I wish my dad bought me trophies. :/ Too busy cheating on my mom. Damn.
Stranger 2: I have nothing to say here... My dad just gives me chocolate.
What if you woke up and saw that you were a ghost hovering over your own body?
Stranger 2: I'd scream that this was awesome and then put my ghost dick in my body's mouth. And hope it didn't choke.
Do you hate girls?
Stranger 1: No!
Stranger 2: I cum in girl.
Stranger 1: There are some grammatical errors in that sentence. Would you like to try again?
And yeah, those were some of my experiences on Omegle... Later I asked some of the questions. :3
~M
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